PENIS OVER FRIENDSHIP - DON'T BE A VICTIM!!!

At work and I was just reflecting back on how much WOMEN choose Penis over Friendship.
Maybe we have all been there. Your boo calls or some guy you are seeing and you have plans with a close friend or maybe even your best friend, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Well this has happened to me too many a time; me being the best friend that gets the - " I just chose the PENIS OVER YOU PHONE CALL OR TEXT!"
And I took a poll with my guy friends because I already know the answer for the females. The question was Would you do this for Pussy? if you had plans with one of your boys would you cancel to have sex? And the answer was UNANIMOUS!! NO!!! Only if it was a girl I felt I needed to put work in for because I haven't tasted that yet.
This led me to ponder on why us as Women do this to our nearest and dearest.
Here is my CONCLUSION - Women are INSECURE!! We are so afraid that if we don't please our men they will go else where so we jump when they call. We also THINK that our men will do the same for us and yes they do but they fit us into their schedules, they will come see us after they hand with their boys!!!

Here is a little story I like to share about MY EX FRIEND Jizelle. Jizelle was always very insecure she was severely overweight but put herself together very nicely. Well remember Chris the Love of my Life?? Well, back in Spring 2008 we were broken up for about 3 months and I was severely depressed, this is actually when I hit rock bottom people. I felt alone and abandoned because I too had made Chris my world, when he called I came RUNNING !! (when you don't make guys work for it - THEY DON'T!!! MEN LOVE A CHALLENGE - I learned that the HARD WAY!!!) Ok back on track...Well Jizelle my friend whom I was always there for ( I can write a book on just our years of friendship) wasn't really there for me when I needed her. I just want to throw this out there, I really cleaned up shop with my "FRIENDS" in 2008 - 2009 because I pretty much always had my ish together and that year I was BROKEN and SCATTERED and I came to realize that the people I was ALWAYS there for; the moment I needed them were well RIDING PENIS!!! OK, OK seriously now... I had called her one day crying, asking her to come hang out with me because I was DEPRESSED and needed a friend. Her response, " I really wish I could ma, I have to do something for my family, but I promise on Friday!" So what could i say? She through the leverage in there - the family!! See how sneaky people are especially when they know you. I couldn't argue that! But guess what happened?

You will never guess anyway - her step dad that was trying to help me FIND A JOB sends me an email and says, " How was the YANKEE GAME last night?" and my response , " Huh? what are you talking about?" and then he said Jizelle - yes the girl I considered to be one of my BESTEST FRIENDS FOR YEARS!!! Went to a YANKEE GAME WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND and ended up in a HOTEL with him! Now this is the same guy that cheated on her multiple times.
SEE HOW PENIS RULES??

My best friend that was there for me all these years, that is DEPRESSED AND ACTUALLY NEEDS ME Or <> PENIS FROM MY EX BOYFRIEND THAT CHEATED ON ME ???

DECISIONS, DECISIONS and HANDS DOWN THE PENIS WON!!!

Did Jizelle ever see him after that ? Well - NO ! it was a ONE NIGHTER and she ended up losing ME and getting into DEEP ISH WITH HER MOM WHOM SHE LIED TO!!
Pues until next time Kids,

XOXO
DA FAB KRIS - WOOT WOOT